^ < v

^ment to say he wants tube steak
< would really like a rack of ribs
V eats his own boogers

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^ should know I always have wood
< has nailed more happy housewives than I can count
V thinks he's not gay because he only tried it twice
 
^Should know the motto..''Flooring guys always get it laid'' but he ^only does wood..
< Likes to do carpet..and always ''stretches what he lays''
V probably has a transmission sitting in the living room and could care less about flooring.
 
^ Likes to lay all types
< Trannsmision is in the basement not the living room.
V Wants to send me $10 via paypal
 
^ is trying to solicit sex
< only does the ladies
v spends more on porn than truck parts
 
^ hasn't figured the new site out
< hasn't figured the new site out
V is lost as last years Easter egg
 
^ found out Pfafftown is a real place.
< is working in Pfafftown.
V doesn't believe Pfafftown is real still
 
^ Made me look up a ridiculous city.
< Wishes he was working instead of being unemployed.
v Likes the Spice Girls
 
^ had Bieber fever, but now just a rash
< doesn't know how to pronounce Pfafftown
V once ordered a blow up doll from Elton John
 
^ probably didnt even start to break in the blow up doll
< is tired of driving to pfafftown (pofftown)thats why I sent Gotwood...lol
v should tell Gotwood to hurry up so we can all collect $ on the job in Pfafftown.
 
^ Breaks in his blow up dolls w lot's of foreplay
< has ironically told his wife "hurry up! I've got wood!!" once or twice
V thought he had wood once......but it was really just a twig.
 
^Doesn't know what you're suppose to do with a female organ
<just found this thread
v will keep this going
 
^Loves wiener wrapped in bacon
<eating bacon right now
v wishes he could have some of my bacon
 
^ don't know how good livermush is.
<loves a good livermush sandwich.
\/ wishes that livermush was sold in their area.
 
^ can keep my share of livermush
< knows its nothing but lips and assholes
v now wants livermush
 
^ Right again
< wants a bacon and livermush sandwich
V eats penis shaped livermush covered in bacon
 
^ likes asscrack and ballsacks
< will eat just about anything covered in bacon
v likes asscrack and ballsacks
 
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