^ < v

^ it's the only one tired of the bullshit
< sitting on the couch enjoying a cold beer
⬇️ Would probably want a cold beer too....
 
^doin hard time
<not doing hard time, rather slamming down some cold dos equis
v owes one hell of a bar tab
 
^ will strike the Capt'n pose sometime tonight
< old enough to know better than drink rum and is sticking to beer
V has a drinking story their dieing to tell
 
^ ought to try some scotch, it tastes like candy
< not enough words here to tell that story
V not getting any of my liquor
 
^ has a licker named Cyd
< has a licker named Lina
v has a licker named Tyrone
 
^ made me laugh even though I must know some Tyrone intimately
< is looking forward to drinking Shawn's cotch
V goes by the alias "Tyrone"
 
^ wants to tasdte Shawn's crotch
< has drank Shawn's scotch as a gift
V wants to taste my shine
 
^ might want to drink a little less before posting
< is a little surprised in the interest in the crotch
V maybe had a little more sleep
 
^sniffs the crotch intensely before trying it
< sleeps well with a clear conscience and a beautiful woman
⬇️bites bubbles in the bathtub
 
^too bad the beautiful woman has to be tied down
< I don't bite Bubbles, I just nibble on her ear
V would be an absolute slut if he was a woman
 
^nailed it.
<complete slut even in male form
v probably prefers both genders
 
^ hopes what happens at the river stays at the river
< Identifies as a lesbian trapped in a redneck males body
v will vote for the hildabeast
 
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^ has no friends
< has dumber friends than John
v thinks The Donald has a chance
 
^ screwed up the v
< not very entertaining
v has a face you can laugh at
 
^ is right about my face
< is very entertaining, just let me have some good shine or Tequila and stand back ;)
V has skid marks in his boxers
 
^ lookin in my boxers again?
<sac sways to and fro from boxers being too loose...^right?
v wishes he had a sack to sway to and fro
 
^ will never find his sack in his wife's purse
<I swear I dropped my sack somewhere but can't find it, my woman must have it
v hadn't been able to find his sack in year's
 
^ thought Granny would be next to reply
< hopes to hell Cyd isn't next
v kind of turned on by sweaty ball sacks
 
^once licked my ball sack
<knows a guy with 3 balls in his sack
V had sack removal surgery to be like Bruce Jenner
 
^ secretly wants to see Catlyin Jenner naked

< tired and ready to go home

[emoji652]️ likes 231 doublers
 
^ is jealous of my doubler, been sending me msgs trying to buy it
< hates everyone that was whining about winter begging for summer
⬇️ Caitlyn's personal tucker
 
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