Mall Crawling Racer...... #4410

slow day at work. I read the entire thread and love this build!!!!

Good luck at KOH!
 
Anyone have one of these laying around? Mine has a few cracks in it....

TJ intake tube:

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i do have one off a 98 tj if you want it you can have it
it will be in the wifes car can at here work in Denver near hwy 16 & 73 so you can pick it up tomorrow
also pm sent
 
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Mall Crawler Lesson Number 17: A lower level poser never really earns street cred. He simply buys his way into relevance by maxing out the credit card at Quadratec. But the secret is this, to be next level, associate yourself with people who have actually earned their credibilty and then name drop the hell out of them.

For example, the other day I was talking to the guys over at LIQUID IRON INDUSTRIES, and Tim was all like telling me about their 4400 car. And I was like Tim- "I need some gear to keep my coilovers from dropping out." Tim, at LIQUID IRON INDUSTRIES, was like "Jay- you probably need some limit straps- how much droop do you have?" And I said back Tim @ LIQUID IRON INDUSTRIES- "droop??? Wait.... I thought people only bragged about up-travel?"


So after a few measurements, we got everything straightened out-

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Driveshaft got a shot of viagra and grew 6":
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Wow, what a read! I couldn't stop, and read all 11 pages which took a while. Great "poor mans" marketing campaign, best of luck again this year.
 
I've been contemplating making a major change before Hammers.... Currently I'm running my sideburns an inch and three quarters length at a 3 guard, and while they accent my sunglasses, I'm having a hard time keeping them pressed neatly with the constant on/off of my helmet. Now I'm thinking about going to a 2 guard and trimming them down to 1 1/4". Any other Ultra4 drivers have this issue?







So to get my mind clear I took the 4550 out to a new park called the Compound in South Carolina for some fun:

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The offspring at wide open throttle:

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GotWood said:
Wow, what a read! I couldn't stop, and read all 11 pages which took a while. Great "poor mans" marketing campaign, best of luck again this year.
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Thanks brah! I'm hoping that this latest rebuild/round of upgrades will prove to be a much more durable rig overall.
 
If you look back and check out your rig in the parking lot 3 times or more before getting to the door....... Yo boss, you might be a mall crawler.

If you have taken a picture of your bad ass JK flexed out on a tree stump....... Youuuuuu are probably a poser.

If you have a 2 foot or longer stinger on your 4x4....... No doubt, you are one of us brah.

If you have 4 or more aftermarket lights and have never done a night wheeling trip....... Yep, you're a broseph.

If you have an energy drink sticker on your Bronco or S10 and haven't received $10k or more from said drink company....... Yeah homie, you're a mall crawler.



So I'm calling you out..................


MALL CRAWLERS........ RISE!!!!!!




REDLYNER RACING SWAG READY TO ORDER!



Be a part of the Mall Crawler movement :D .


Here is the new design:
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Pricing:
  • Men's T-shirt = $16.50 + shipping
  • Women's t-shirt (V-Neck) = $18.75 + s
  • Toddler T-shirt = $14.50 + s
  • Youth t-shirt = $14.50 + s
  • Hoodie = $27.00 + s
  • Beanie = $13.75 + s
  • Stickers = $2.00

REDLYNER Racing stickers for this year! These will just be the red and white tach & hash (no black). It will be a press and peel design to lay perfect on whatever surface. Stickers are on a 3"x3" square.

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Shipping is going in the $6 flat rate boxes via USPS. Add another $2 for a hoodie box.

Paypal is jwcalla@yahoo.com, when you paypal, list the item:
  • Type
  • Size
  • Quantity
  • Your screenname
  • What forum you ordered from

Example: I just paypal'ed:
1 XL Hoodie, 1 S Womens T, 2 L Mens T, 1 Beanie, 1 Sticker, REDLYNER, NC4x4


That way way I can keep up with everyone.








I'm pumped about the swag, it's my favorite part of the build up to the race!!!
 
16.95 + shipping... Dude, you are cutting into my Jeep fund. What's the NC4x4 member price? :)
 
What no v neck men shirts? Paypal same place for stickers? going to need two...

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GotLime? said:
Oh boy..............
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Gotlime.... Tell me you met 5 out 5 mall crawler criteria with an energy drink sticker :D. Just kidding, I love your JK.

JK_Byron said:
16.95 + shipping... Dude, you are cutting into my Jeep fund. What's the NC4x4 member price? :)
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Other teams sell their apparel for $25.... I actually lose money at the end of the day. This is all about the fun for me- taking the daily driver waxer out to the desert to run against the guys who actually know what they're doing. Shannon Campbell is racing a Spec car in the EMC this year.... I'll make sure to honk twice before passing him ;-). The swag is an opportunity to share the TEAM REDLYNER experience with people I enjoy wheeling with!

tireburner1975 said:
What no v neck men shirts? Paypal same place for stickers? going to need two...
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:cool: I'll look into V-neck men's gear next year. Same paypal for stickers. Throw in $.50 if you don't mind to cover shipping.

-Jay
 
Sipping was my next question...
.50, guess I'll get 3.

Sent from my DROID RAZR
 
Got any flat bill hats with the Redlyner swag? Hard to chill with the mall crawlers in front of Barnes and Noble with a slightly bended hat bill.
 
No collars to fold up to pimp the mall crawler look?
 
TonkaToy said:
No collars to fold up to pimp the mall crawler look?
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No, but I got that covered with the three polo's I wear underneath it.





Race prep is basically done. Simple stuff left like replace winch line, add light bar, replace seatbelts, add stickers, etc. Just waiting on all of those parts to arrive in the mail. I'll put the soft top back on tomorrow and keep doing what the jeep was built for: daycare pickup, trips to the gym, and course cruising the mall.
 
REDLYNER said:
No, but I got that covered with the three polo's I wear underneath it.





Race prep is basically done. Simple stuff left like replace winch line, add light bar, replace seatbelts, add stickers, etc. Just waiting on all of those parts to arrive in the mail. I'll put the soft top back on tomorrow and keep doing what the jeep was built for: daycare pickup, trips to the gym, and course cruising the mall.
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Nice meeting you and checking out the rig a the compound. I was in that red toyota and came over and talked to yall towards the end of the day. Goodluck at koh!
 
Exclusive!!!!


KOH Every Man Challenge Race


Total Mileage: 114 Miles


4 pit opportunities......
 
I'm having some difficulty getting any seat time because the wife keeps driving the race car downtown to work.

I'm like- girl, you better step.

And she's like- Jay, stop talking about getting your "tips frosted", please limit yourself to just one cologne, and for the love wear something besides your Jersey Shore tank top. Then maybe you can drive your jeep.

I was like- whoa lady, do I need to explain to you about my swagger again?

And she was all- Please no. And take out the trash after you finish watching yourself on youtube.... Bro.










But seriously brah, I'm not taking out the trash.








Just been playing in the jeep- grocery store, gym, daycare- you know the usual test and tune spots. Had a few supporting mods show up last week: another thanks to Polyperformance for literally explaining to me why one set of pumper hoses looked cooler than the others, and a monster shout out to Poison Spyder Customs. Those guys seem to figure out how to beat the system on getting the right parts to your door faster than what is expected. Much repsect to a company that can balance building top shelf race cars and still keep customers like me happy.

PCI breather hoses and PSC fairlead and led light mount:
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About 60 seconds later:
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Just another bolt-on mall-crawler Ultra4 mod-car:

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Just released!!!!!!!!


REDLYNER Racing will be qualifying for starting order 17th out of 40 KOH mod class racers. Tuesday's qualifier determines the starting order for the Thursday's EMC race, of which there will be 77 competitors!!



It's going to be crowded.....
 
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