A friend posted this on FB and I thought you guys would enjoy....
1982 Jeep Cherokee Laredo SJ
"For sale: 1982 Jeep Cherokee Laredo, built 360, 5 speed manual, 4wd, off road built, FSJ, cursed.
This Jeep is in amazing exterior condition, interior stripped and Rino Hide, strong engine with about 50,000 miles since it was installed, smokes (it's a 360 Jeep, so what do you expect). I have all paperwork on the Jeep since it was new, including the window sticker. This is a 85% finished project Jeep.
It is also cursed. Not in an entirely bad way, just in the: it will ruin your marriage, sort of way.
Let's put it this way. Whenever I drive this thing, women of all ages and description are throwing themselves at whomever happens to be behind the wheel. I go to pick up groceries, and it's all "clean up in isle 3-way". I can't have this. I'm a married man.
For example. I left my phone in the cup holder one night, and when I went to get it the next morning, the Jeep had downloaded Tinder and I had 69 matches. I don't speak Swedish, but I think the phrase "dtf" translates internationally. Here's the strangest part: the profile pic was the front grill and a bottle of 10w40. The bio only said: "I want to play in your mud." You tell me if that sounds like something I need in my life.
So my wife told me: "it's the Jeep or me". I didn't get a prenup, so it's the Jeep.
So there it is. For $10,000 you can take home a freedom loving, trail destroying, head turning, panty magnet. If you don't see the value in that, then you must be my wife."