What to do about liberal ass hat neighbor

josh m said:
Yes he has a daughter collage age I suspect. Had two different neighbors about a year apart tell me this guy was a dick to the people that owned my house before me.
It sat vacant for 5-6 years with a torn up tarp on the roof and boarded up windows. I bought as a foreclosure and have dropped over 100k into it since. I don't see myself as white trash or bringing the neighborhood down in fact It's the opposite. Part of me wants to move and rent it to the biggest hood rat family I can find in east burlington. Section 8 this bitch, then send him a bag of dicks.


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The best way to get back at him is to post pics of his daughter. Only if she is hot. If not, then I have nothing.

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benXJ said:
The best way to get back at him is to post pics of his daughter. Only if she is hot. If not, then I have nothing.

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Shitty advice. Following this your embarrassing an (assuming innocent bystander)

Let's hope you don't piss of the wrong person and they embarrass your kid.
 
Pretty sure there's a statute against that in nc. Besides her girlfriend would probably burn my house down.
They should just move to the left coast and do us all a favor.
But this summer expect to see some pictures of him in his shorty shorts. Your welcome[emoji3][emoji3]


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So me and the wife were off today doing some flower bed work in the yard. The ass hole called zoning enforcement on us and said he "knew for a fact we didn't pull a fence permit".
Of course we had but We had to stop what we were doing and talk to the enforcement officer.
What a dick.


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josh m said:
So me and the wife were off today doing some flower bed work in the yard. The ass hole called zoning enforcement on us and said he "knew for a fact we didn't pull a fence permit".
Of course we had but We had to stop what we were doing and talk to the enforcement officer.
What a dick.


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This guy is not going to stop until you stop him.
 
josh m said:
So me and the wife were off today doing some flower bed work in the yard. The ass hole called zoning enforcement on us and said he "knew for a fact we didn't pull a fence permit".
Of course we had but We had to stop what we were doing and talk to the enforcement officer.
What a dick.


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Sorry dude,but you've got to accept a lil of the blame for this.After all you did voluntarily move in to that house.You've got to be a fool to live somewhere that you cant even plant flowers w/o a permit or fear of the code po/po showing up.Your gonna have to do something or learn to live w it.
 
superman27344 said:
There was really never some kind of an altercation with this neighbor? There has to be more to this than just him not liking your political signs.
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You would think so but w as crazy as people have been over the election I think that by itself could have been enuf.
 
No altercation. Meet him one time when we moved in. I went over and introduced myself and offered to let him use some of my tools on a bath remodel he was about to start.dunno what his deal is.


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josh m said:
No altercation. Meet him one time when we moved in. I went over and introduced myself and offered to let him use some of my tools on a bath remodel he was about to start.dunno what his deal is.


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Maybe you didn't offer the right "tool".Id smile and wave everytime I was outside cause you know hes lookin for ya.
 
Id call the police and tell I'm see bright lights on in his basement at night and theres a strong smell coming from his house sometimes.
 
I may be repeating somebody else with this question but, Have you tried to ask him what his issue is?
 
Jeff B said:
I think you should get a gallon of roundup and in the early AM draw a giant penis in his front yard.
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fertilizer works better. That way he always has to mow down the penis that comes up faster than all the other grass. You could also catch him outside since he'll be mowing his grass more to have that talk you've been wanting.

drkelly said:
...because he is a spineless dingleberry...
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if I ever have a spined dingleberry I think I'll call the doctor.
 
josh m said:
Yes won't come to door when I knock. Guess I could ambush him when he's out in the yard.
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That's what I would do, cashmeouside, howboudaa..
 
Jeff B said:
That's what I would do, cashmeouside, howboudaa..
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Yea, but I think it's reached a point that if I speak to him I'll have to have a police officer present. I don't wanna take the risk that the douche will say I threatened him or anything like that.
Dogs have been in most of the week, so the code enforcement is his plan B to harass my family.
 
josh m said:
Yea, but I think it's reached a point that if I speak to him I'll have to have a police officer present. I don't wanna take the risk that the douche will say I threatened him or anything like that.
Dogs have been in most of the week, so the code enforcement is his plan B to harass my family.
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All you need idea witness, one that would lie for you is even better..
 
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